So Jae and I are all moved in together. We love our new place, it’s very loft like with loads of surfaces for doing the nasty and then telling you all about it.
Except for one small, weencey thing.
We do not yet have the internet.
Turns out cablevision lost our order, so now we have to wait until Sunday. So the moral of this story is you won’t be hearing much from me this week. But I will make you a promise, my possums–I will be writing you some excellent clit lit. Which you will see first thing this Sunday, as soon as the ass wipe technician makes our internet magically come to life.