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January 2011 Archives - Made Of Words

January, 2011

The Most Precious Porn Ever

Jae put it the best, as she was attempting to do secret-agent-day-job-work and Sandy Bottoms’s screams were filling my living room. “Oh Em Gee. They’re so fucking cute.” And she was right.  The latest episode of Crash Pad featuring Siouxsie Q (above) and Sandy Bottoms (below) was precious.  As I drooled over the pretty pink [...]


Feminism and Disney Princesses

My brother left this on my facebook wall.  I thought you might enjoy it.  I love a good Disney film as much as the next being, but if you really think about it…


Treat With Love

There have been a lot of things that frustrated me this week.  I was trying to pick which ones to bitch about.  Like Harp’s grocery store selling a magazine with Elton John’s family with a shield on it…a family shield.  To protect families.  Thank goodness corporate reversed that shit.  Or how my girlfriend, amazing though [...]


It’s Official. I Broke a Harness.

This actually happened a while ago.  But my new harness should be arriving tomorrow, so I wanted to prep you, my possums, for my having spent 160-some dollars at Babeland (you can bet your tush I had damn coupon.  Yes, I’m on their mailing list.) It all started with Jae bent over the bed in [...]


Because It’s Porn

We’ve all done it.  If we’re bad at it, we use limewire.  If we’re good at it, we know what “torrent” means.  And all of us have ignored the nagging definition of intellectual property (which, according to dictionary.com is “Law . property that results from original creative thought, as patents, copyright material, and trademarks.”)  Now [...]


Support Ms. Taormino!

SEX EDUCATOR AND SPEAKER TRISTAN TAORMINO, SET TO GIVE CONFERENCE KEYNOTE, UNINVITED BY OREGON STATE UNIVERSITY BECAUSE OF HER ‘RESUME AND WEBSITE’ Award-winning author, columnist, sex educator, and filmmaker Tristan Taormino was set to be the keynote speaker at Oregon State University’s Modern Sex conference, scheduled for February 15-16, 2011. Yesterday, she was uninvited by [...]


I Can’t Even Find Some Way To Analyze This

That’s right, possums.  I can’t even find a way to make this some kind of intellectual article.  Perhaps, if given the chance, I could make it happen.  As it stands, I don’t want to kill the comedy.  Enjoy.


Being a Good Gay Ambassador to the Land of the Straighties (or “This Land is Your Land, This Land is My Land”)

I read so much about loving queers with amazing kickstart projects and charity events. Just this past weekend Queers for Economic Justice did a butch clothing drive (which I sadly did not attend because I live in Jersey.  Where the fuck are the queer events in Jersey?  But I’ll save my bitch and complain about [...]


Specificity, Art, Individuality, and Fucking

The texting went like this. Me:  I want you to fuck me from behind with my ass in the air. Jae:  oh my.  we can certainly make that happen.  what else? Me:  Text me dirty things.  I’m watching porn. Jae:  i definitely did that today…new crashpad Me:  That’s what I’m coming to.  Right now. And [...]


Billy Castro and a Vocabulary Lesson

It all began with a question.  I wish I could say “very simple question” but I can’t.  Actually, one of the more complex questions that I’ve been asked. “Um…so….I was just wondering.  That person, at the top of your page, is that a guy or a girl?” I looked back at my blog, my phone [...]