Ms. Sandy Bottoms and Kitty McMuffin. Photo by John Gatta.
Ms. Sandy Bottoms may be the most adorable porn starlet yet, with her pretty-in-pink aesthetics and cute-as-a-button smile. She’s bad at bios, says she, so I’ll let her questionnaire do the talking. Please, read her blog and follow her on Twitter!
Questions About The Important Stuff
What is your favorite book?
Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein
Would you rather freeze to death or burn alive?
Fire terrifies me. Anything but being burned.
What has been your least favorite job? And I don’t mean sex industry related, I mean like Burger King in the twelfth grade bad.
I worked at a craft store chain for about 2 1/2 years. it wasn’t bad overall and I was able to take home all kinds of good crafty finds, but parents can be insane when it comes to their kid’s California mission projects.
If you could condemn a corporation for unethical behavior, which of the monsters would you pick?
Just one? Alright, I’ll choose Deja Vu Inc, which owns 75+ strip clubs in the US and most of the SF clubs. Treating the dancers as independent contractors, instead of actual employees, forcing them to PAY to work, prohibiting dancers from being able to file discrimination claims, receive unemployment benefits, or worker’s compensation, often maintaining unsafe and uncomfortable work environments Deja Vu is at the top of my radar.
The last five dollars you spent before reading these questions went to which establishment?
Dim Sum restaurant in the Mission. Alas, I don’t know its name but it was yummy.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Hmmm, definitely more of a cat person, however I have neither and I am obsessed with my tortoise, Tuga.
If you could move anywhere in the world without thinking about the consequences, which place would you pick?
It might be cheesy considering I’ve never lived anywhere else, but I hella love the Bay Area. I would totally love a temporary move to Iran or Lebanon.
Which magazines do you subscribe do? The discerning public would like to know.
I don’t have any subscriptions at the moment, but I do love National Geographic and Bust.
What is your most frequent grammatical error?
The word ‘definitely’ definately gets me every time I use it. Frick.
Conversely, which grammatical error drives you insane?
The over use of commas. For some reason people tend to believe the addition of commas makes their writing better.
Questions About Sex
Favorite position.
Really depends on the partner. Lying on my stomach with someone pressed hard against my back always gets me titillated.
Philosophy on polyamory.
Oh man, I could go on for days! Basics: I am poly and an advocate for polyamory as one of many legitimate relationship models. I currently co-host an Under 40 Poly Cafe Social every third Monday at Wicked Grounds and blog about my immersion into polyamory (among other things) at msbottomsup.blogspot.com.
Do you have a “best fuck” or not? Can a person have one time that they consider their best?
I’m sure some people can say they have had a ‘best,’ but I sure can’t. I have had some amazingly hot experiences with different partners I certainly continue to fantasize about.
Favorite toy.
When playing with others I’m a simple girl: rope.
Favorite toy store.
Can I have a top 3? GoodVibes, Mr. S, and collarfactory.com, though I have yet to purchase anything from them.
Name a person who has changed or shaped your perspective on sex. Not their real name, of course, if they are uncomfortable with that, but who they are (which is far different.)
Many of my co-workers at the Lusty Lady have and continue to shape the way I think about sex, sexuality, and sex as work. 3 am late night dance shifts are an amazing setting for enlightening discussions and debates. 
Top, bottom, switch, or a word I haven’t thought to put here?
I’m a bottom leaning switch.
What do you love about sex with women (take that any way you wish)?
I am going to combine this and the next question. I’m a proud slut and I love sex with all kinds of people for all kinds of reasons, most of which I can only attribute to the individuals themselves. The vast majority of sexual acts I like doing I can do with partners that sit anywhere on a gender spectrum. For instance, I love cum play, whether its made of semen or not.
What do you love about sex with men (take that any way you wish)?
[See above.]
If you had to change your performance nom de plume, as in you must change it, what would you change it to?
I love my name! If forced I would change it to something equally silly. Perhaps Blowjob Becka?
How did you get your (real, current) performance nom de plume (or stage name, I just felt like being pretentious and French. Also I just listened to the Aladdin sound track.)
Right before I auditioned at the Lusty Lady, where I first used my name, I got a terrible sun-burn across my ass at the beach and was listening to a lot of surf rock. I decided I had to incorporate these things into my persona somehow, but a partner came up with the final name for me
Questions About Questions
When people ask you questions, what do they normally ask? Do you get the same questions over and over again? What are those repeat offenders?
I get asked why I work in the sex-inducstry quite often and why I do porn. I also get a lot of people concerned for me about my porn interfering with future law school and legal job prospects. They usually don’t understand that it is because I want to combat such stigmatization and my desire to become a better sex-worker advocate that I want to go to law school in the first place.
What’s been the most inappropriate question you’ve been asked? How did you feel about it?
I can’t think of any inappropriate questions however I have had some questions asked at really inappropriate times. For example: An acquaintance, who I had politely brushed off before, asked me out on a date while I was trapped inside a small mirrored box half-naked working at the Lusty Lady. Not consensual! Felt very exposed.
If you had to ban the most frequent questions or the most inappropriate ones, which would you pick and why?
Frustrating as some questions may be I feel like they all have the potential to serve a higher purpose and clearer understanding can be revealed with patience and open-mindedness. I try not to be offended by people who ask loaded “why would ever think of doing this…..” or “aren’t you afraid of…” questions and wouldn’t ban them even if I could.
What do you wish people would ask? What’s a question you’re dying to answer?
Nice dress. Want to fuck?
Answer that question, please.
Um, yes!
Why was that question so important to you?
Alright, I have to admit the question itself isn’t all too important, but I suppose my experiences have been. As a super femme queer who makes the bulk of my living off of sex-work targeted to hetero cist-gendered men I feel like I have to kinda ‘prove’ my queer-ness, so to speak. I’ve actually had people tell me they assume I’m straight.
James Lipton Style Questions
What is your favorite sound in all the world?
Just the other day, while walking through a grocery store wearing a pea coat with big black plastic buttons, I brushed against someone’s metal shopping cart. The buttons, running across the increasingly shorter metal bars made a ascending xylophone kinda noise. Loved it.
How about your least favorite sound?
Eating noises drive me insane.
If God exists, what would you like to hear him/her/hir say when you get to heaven?
I’m a God-less child so if heaven does exist in the Biblical sense I highly doubt I’ll be making it there.
