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May 2011 Archives - Made Of Words

May, 2011

Dyke Dating 101: The Brooklyn Bridge

We need to be less lazy.  So we made it into a date. You see, I used to be an actress.  Which means I used to move around a whole hell of a lot more than I do as a writer.  I used to have this cute four-pack abs–the bottom two that would have made [...]

Hail to the Porn Titans (a.k.a. 8 Reasons I Loved the 100th Episode)

The Jiz Lee + Nina Hartley 100th Crash Pad Series episode is exquisite.  And here are my reasons why, expressed in list form.  Because really, how could I write anything more sophisticated with my hand down my pants? The femme gets called “Sir.” Okay, so I don’t know how Hartley identifies.  And I get peeved [...]

Kissing Bandit

You know I think Jae and I are starting to get boring for y’all, Clit Lit wise.  And I was reading back entries in my journal.  I know, right?  I have no life.  Any-narcissitic-writer, I came across an entry written while me and my (poetic, artistic) college roommates discussing perfect kisses.  And I wanted to [...]

Post Rapture Round-Up

I know, I know…we were all expecting to be beamed up today.  Or dead.  Or something.  Actually…if you’re reading this, you probably (like me) were expecting the day to pass as normal.  But I figure we should honor the world being around one more day by celebrating life as we know it.  It can be [...]

“I Wanted To Get Into Porn…”

“…but I couldn’t lose the weight.” My brain exploded.  I heard this out of the mouth of someone I don’t really know.  At all.  In fact, I witnessed that particular statement without knowing this person’s name…she was our waitress.  But I looked her up and down and my brain legitimately leaked out of my ear [...]

Ali Oh’s Amazing Porn Star Questionnaire: Vid Tuesday

Photo by Queer Lens Photography Vid Tuesday is a shy nerdlinger of a porn star. He is often baffled about how he got into the amazing community of queer porn, but feels super lucky to have settled into his corner of it. When he’s not naked (and sometimes while he is), he draws comics and [...]

Ali Oh’s Amazing Porn Star Questionnaire: Courtney Trouble

  Photo by Broquez, Last Night’s Party I can’t begin to tell you how fabulously fierce this NoFauxxx-creating, Queer Porn TV-running, porn-making goddess is.  So I went to her website and thankfully found some words there that could do it for me: Courtney Trouble is the reigning princess of alternative queer pornography and had a [...]

“That’s a Really Expensive Bra”

I’ve written before, at length, about how we’re expected to take sex really seriously.  Like, blue steel face kinda serious.  No room for silliness.  And the way that we see sex in mainstream film impacts that.  Imagine all the sex scenes you’ve seen–most of them go perfectly.  It’s romantic and heavy and there’s sometimes a [...]

Watch Porn Titans Fuck in Real Time!

It turns out pretty much all good things happen in May. As you now know, loyal possums, May is the month of my birth.  And I am, of course, a pretty damn good thing. Crash Pad Series is also having a birthday of sorts, a 100th episode kinda birthday.  And the filming of that episode [...]

Happy Birthday To Me! ( #blogmakeover )

If you know me in life, you know I take the entire month of May to celebrate my birthday.  It’s actually May 23rd.  And this year I will be 23 on the 23rd.  Go me. As part of my birthday, my blog will be getting a make over.  You may have noticed (it would be [...]