The porn fairy has visited me again, in the form of queer porn supah star Ms. Maggie Mayhem. Maggie dropped me a line about her new site, made in conjunction (and often while inside) her partner-nerd, Ned. It’s called Meet the Mayhems and I first checked it out not more than an hour ago. I’ve been playing since. In that initial email, Maggie said “Although we are a het-looking couple, both my partner and I are queer and we wanted to showcase that.”
I am here to assure all queers trolling the internet for a good one-handed watch that there is nothing “het-looking” about this couple. In fact, I feel like using the term “het” in the same sentence as these two would be laughable when you see just how queer their site is. Magnificently queer. So queer that a gender-fluid flannel unicorn covered in glitter is born every time you click the link. (Click it! We want more of those unicorns!)
Porn featuring Maggie fucking her x-y chromosomed nerd bunny in the ass. Queer. A spot where Ned talks about a scientific study attempting to operate with less of a gender binary than others…that had a tent at a kink fest. Queer. A how to use a pStyle video. Extra special queer–and good for me, because I never really understood the pictures. Still don’t know how I’d clean it on the fly, but definitely more tempted to try it out. As much as I like the porn, with the adorable nerd glasses and Ms. Maggie herself covered head to toe in fishnet awesome, I’m an even bigger fan of Encyclopedia Mayhem: a gathering of information both sexy and overtly sexual. As a physics challenged person, I can’t wait for a lecture from Ned using the bare breasts of a lusty lady as a blackboard. Perhaps I will pay attention better.
So here’s the thing. I want these guys to have a budget. Badly. I have never seen a pair of better asses (Though Maggie and Tina Horn’s Crash Pad Episode is kind of a tie.) and I have never been so excited about the non-sexual content of a pornographic website. These guys are my kind of nerds. You should visit their site so they have a budget. Their porn is hand shot and still hot! But I want them to have the resources to play with sound, to play while other people are controlling the camera. I sympathize so greatly with what it’s like to have high expectations, want to start a revolution, and have two quarters and a stray euro to rub together. The more the demand, the more they’ll be able to produce. And the more I’ll get to see a giant lipstick imprint on the side of Ned’s face. It’s all win from here.