Ladies, Gentlemen, and Others. We have a super special treat today. D.L. King has a new book out called “The Harder She Comes.” I’m in the middle of reading it right now and there will be a real review, but for now I’m just telling you it’s worth it and go buy it. D.L. has [...]
Reviews
Say Please Rocks It Somethin’ Fierce!
Say Please: Lesbian BDSM Erotica by Sinclair Sexsmith My rating: 5 of 5 stars BDSM is not always my thing. But good writing is, and this book is chock full of it. You might be wondering why I read it, if I’m not generally turned on by leather, or pain, or the wide-variety of things [...]
Crash Pad(‘s New Site) is Sexy!
It really was never not sexy. I mean, put enough naked queers on a website and it could look like line-command DOS from 1984 and still be sexy. And it didn’t look like that before, not at all. It was pink and white, just like the production company name, an cute. And full of naked [...]
Your Surprise is Coming in a Minute
It’s been a while, Crash Pad. For a while, my breakup turned me into a sleeps-at-8, never-dates-never-masturbates, prudish hermit-spinster. Nay, those words are too nice. Perhaps a sex-negative curmudgeon would be a better descriptor. I didn’t even touch a vibrator for months on end. And I’m a sex blogger. For shame. I did watch [...]
In Which a Straight Guy Reviews “Fuck Jelly”
You may be wondering, Babeland Affiliate Liason, why I never reviewed the Sliquid Sassy Booty lube that was so graciously sent to me in the mail in, like, August of 2011. Well, here is that review. The reason I couldn’t review it is because I didn’t read the ingrediants. I know, I know, I should [...]
Have You a Goodreads Account, Good People?
Because if you do, add Best Lesbian Erotica to your “To-Read” list. Also friend me and let me stalk your books. It feels so good to see work I’ve been a part of get fabulous ratings on Goodreads, almost as good as it feels to see my work in a book with an actual binding [...]
Ass-ets
I almost don’t need to write anything else. Ass-ets says it all. This Crash Pad Series episode featuring Iona Grace and Nic Switch may be the sexiest collection of the nicest, roundest, spunkiest asses I ever did see. I can’t even think of anything to say about them. Oh, that’s rubbish, of course I [...]
Why I Like Perversions of Lesbian Lust So Much
I was only asked to do one post about Madison Young’s new project, Perversions of Lesbian Lust, where every piece of smut is inspired by the campiest lesbian pulp novels in the history of dykedom (like dukedom, only gayer.) This is my fourth post. And being that I just got promoted in my day-time jobbity [...]
The Power of Pink and White to Make Porn
The Power of Pink and White to Make Porn The title seems obvious. Of course Pink and White makes porn. They produce Crash Pad Series, Heavenly Spire, movies. Though I haven’t seen much of Heavenly Spire, I can attest that Crash Pad Series is some of the queerest, most awesome porn I’ve ever seen. It [...]
