I almost don’t need to write anything else. Ass-ets says it all. This Crash Pad Series episode featuring Iona Grace and Nic Switch may be the sexiest collection of the nicest, roundest, spunkiest asses I ever did see. I can’t even think of anything to say about them. Oh, that’s rubbish, of course I [...]
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Why I Like Perversions of Lesbian Lust So Much
I was only asked to do one post about Madison Young’s new project, Perversions of Lesbian Lust, where every piece of smut is inspired by the campiest lesbian pulp novels in the history of dykedom (like dukedom, only gayer.) This is my fourth post. And being that I just got promoted in my day-time jobbity [...]
The Power of Pink and White to Make Porn
The Power of Pink and White to Make Porn The title seems obvious. Of course Pink and White makes porn. They produce Crash Pad Series, Heavenly Spire, movies. Though I haven’t seen much of Heavenly Spire, I can attest that Crash Pad Series is some of the queerest, most awesome porn I’ve ever seen. It [...]
Moments At Which I Came While on Perversions of Lesbian Lust: Part 3
Parts One and Two, in case you’re interested. Otherwise, read on. :0) Who: Shanna Katz. A very respected author and sex educator. What: a fabulous piece of erotica called “Like A Prayer” Where: set at a karaoke club…a place near and dear to my heart, as I am a flamboyant gay man trapped in [...]
Why “Fish Out Of Water” Was Really Important for Me to See
This all started when my father asked his church for their stance on homosexuality. Or perhaps it started earlier than that. Our church makes up the majority of my childhood memories and friends. We had the coolest minister when I was little. A live and let live kind of guy who preached love above all [...]
I’m A Useless Cartoonist: Here’s A Babeland Review
Here’s what I’ve discovered: I am very bad a flash cartoons. I’ve been trying for a good three weeks and I just can’t seem to get anything done. Mostly because this one is a porn review, which means I had to draw people. Couple that with almost negative drawing skillz, and you get someone who [...]
Moments At Which I Came While On Perversions of Lesbian Lust, Part Two
Sorry for the major gap in posting and sorry to keep this short and sweet, but Jae and I evacuated our apartment this week with our animals. Our fleeing of the storm was not mandatory, but we live pretty close to the river and didn’t want to get trapped. We had to come back to [...]
The Moments at Which I Came While On Perversions of Lesbian Lust, Part One
Madison Young has a new addition to her Feminist Porn Network, a lesbian pulp inspired literary sexy time website full of pencil skirts, erotica, and camptacular hotness. Perversions of Lesbian Lust. While they are still working the kinks out (and in,) and while it is still brand new, I gotta hand it to them. There’s [...]
I Finally Caught Crash Pad Live!
So sorry for the major posting delay, y’all. I’ve been on vacation. And as a proud, full-grown woman, I can fully admit that, having had seven days of vacation, all seven Harry Potter books have been reread. To cut to the chase, vacation has meant that I haven’t posted any of my normal Crash Pad [...]
They’re Here and They’re Definitely Queer: Meet the Mayhems
The porn fairy has visited me again, in the form of queer porn supah star Ms. Maggie Mayhem. Maggie dropped me a line about her new site, made in conjunction (and often while inside) her partner-nerd, Ned. It’s called Meet the Mayhems and I first checked it out not more than an hour ago. I’ve [...]
