“…but I couldn’t lose the weight.” My brain exploded. I heard this out of the mouth of someone I don’t really know. At all. In fact, I witnessed that particular statement without knowing this person’s name…she was our waitress. But I looked her up and down and my brain legitimately leaked out of my ear [...]
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“That’s a Really Expensive Bra”
I’ve written before, at length, about how we’re expected to take sex really seriously. Like, blue steel face kinda serious. No room for silliness. And the way that we see sex in mainstream film impacts that. Imagine all the sex scenes you’ve seen–most of them go perfectly. It’s romantic and heavy and there’s sometimes a [...]
Ali Oh’s Amazing Porn Star Questionnaire: James Darling
Photo by Amos Mac James Darling is a porn performer, boylesque artist and proud lady-loving trans fag. A fey southern gentleman hailing from the Dirty South, he hopped a Greyhound bus and headed west to pursue his dream of becoming a full time pervert. When this prince of queer porn isn’t dancing his way into [...]
I Love Cocks!
So often I watch porn and there’s one thought running through my mind. Not enough cocks. Not so with this week’s Crash Pad Series episode, starring Micah Riot and Papi Cox. There are plenty of cocks. I recognize that my porn reviews often turn into confessionals, but please bear with me. Because this one is [...]
Dylan Ryan and Jiz Lee Teach Me About Gift Giving on My Anniversary
My possums, I have wronged you. I forgot to tell you what my other special anniversary Crash Pad episode was. One of my go-tos. Starring two of the hottest queers this side of the Milky Way. Jiz Lee and Dylan Ryan. I wish you could see my face right now. Just typing those two names [...]
Ali Oh’s Amazing Porn Star Questionnaire: Indigo
Photo by AM I feel like I’ve just continued right on from last weekend. Last weekend, I checked out a great new episode of Crash Pad featuring Cinnamon and Indigo. At the same moment, Cinnamon sent me her questionnaire. Shortly after, I received Indigo’s responses to the very same questionnaire. Coincidence? Probably not. Probably Cinnamon [...]
Face Down, Ass Up, Lips Sealed
It was a unique way to watch a Crash Pad episode. How was it a unique way? Well, I was watching Cinnamon on the screen at the same time as writing the introduction to her Porn Star Questionnaire responses. And when that happens, you notice that the answer to favorite position (face down, ass up) [...]
Ali Oh’s Amazing Porn Stair Questionnaire: Cinnamon
Photo by ironrockinghorse Cinnamon, also known as @cinnamaxx on Twitter, actually sent me her questionnaire with perfect timing. I couldn’t have planned it better myself. Because today is the day that I’m reviewing the latest episode of Crash Pad…an episode Cinnamon stars in alongside of (or shall I say on top of) her co-star Indigo. [...]
A Crash Pad Quickie
So, generally I would analyze and review a Crash Pad episode and I would have some run-on-paragraphs about gender and consent and communication. But today is Jae’s and my anniversary. And we would rather watch Crash Pad and fuck like reproducing bunnies in the springtime than write about it. So I’m giving y’all, my possums, [...]
Watch Porn Titans Fuck in Real Time!
It turns out pretty much all good things happen in May. As you now know, loyal possums, May is the month of my birth. And I am, of course, a pretty damn good thing. Crash Pad Series is also having a birthday of sorts, a 100th episode kinda birthday. And the filming of that episode [...]