Backstory: This idea evolved when I did a post for Andy, an awesomesauce blogger truly credited later in this post, entitled #sexualmisadventures. It’s where we, as a sexy twitterverse, band together and confess our silly sex moments. I’m continuing that tradition. Right now. Having sex with a kitten in the apartment is like attempting to [...]
This actually happened a while ago. But my new harness should be arriving tomorrow, so I wanted to prep you, my possums, for my having spent 160-some dollars at Babeland (you can bet your tush I had damn coupon. Yes, I’m on their mailing list.) It all started with Jae bent over the bed in [...]
That’s right, possums. I can’t even find a way to make this some kind of intellectual article. Perhaps, if given the chance, I could make it happen. As it stands, I don’t want to kill the comedy. Enjoy.
Okay, so this is not a Made Of Words exclusive–I actually wrote it for Andy‘s Sexy Saturdays at Crazy With A Side of Awesome Sauce. And all these lessons, my possums, are becoming much more valuable as I unfold my next pornographic project. You can bet as the development goes forward that I’ll be contacting [...]
Taking a moment out of my novel writing frenzy, my possums, to share with you a pre-fucking moment experienced by Jae and I last night, said between passionate kisses. Alas, it was too long for twitter. But I felt you might need to know anyhow. Me: Did you brush your teeth? Jae: No. Me: Oh [...]
…other people talk clean. Jae and I were talking the other night. I’m a huge fan of dirty talk and I was begging, pleading her to tell me all sorts of filth. She said she doesn’t like dirty talk. I asked her if she would prefer to talk clean to me. She started cracking up. [...]
So, my possums, this is actually a post I wrote for Andy, a totally rad (queer? did I make that up ’cause I wish it so hard?) lady who (as far as I can tell) resides somewhere wicked on the west coast and enjoys very (well done) artsy photographs and making rings out of buttons. [...]