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Crash Pad(‘s New Site) is Sexy!

It really was never not sexy.  I mean, put enough naked queers on a website and it could look like line-command DOS from 1984 and still be sexy.  And it didn’t look like that before, not at all.  It was pink and white, just like the production company name, an cute.  And full of naked [...]


Your Surprise is Coming in a Minute

  It’s been a while, Crash Pad. For a while, my breakup turned me into a sleeps-at-8, never-dates-never-masturbates, prudish hermit-spinster. Nay, those words are too nice. Perhaps a sex-negative curmudgeon would be a better descriptor. I didn’t even touch a vibrator for months on end. And I’m a sex blogger. For shame. I did watch [...]


Dear Shine Louise…

Happy Birthday. The twitter told me that it was your birthday this past week, sweet pornography angel, beacon of light for all sex-positive queers. And as Jiz Lee said, when’s the orgy? I’m writing to you today to lavish you with praise, being that a) you are awesome and b) everyone should have a toast [...]