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In Which a Straight Guy Reviews “Fuck Jelly”

You may be wondering, Babeland Affiliate Liason, why I never reviewed the Sliquid Sassy Booty lube that was so graciously sent to me in the mail in, like, August of 2011. Well, here is that review. The reason I couldn’t review it is because I didn’t read the ingrediants. I know, I know, I should [...]

A Very L-Word Trip Down Memory Lane

The L-Word went off the air the year I came out. I just checked, because I didn’t remember. I never had showtime or HBO or whatever the hell it aired on and I went out and bought the DVD boxed sets to the detriment of my budget because I couldn’t stop. I was addicted, sewn [...]

You Know You’re a Sex Blogger When…

Not when you are published.  Not when you receive sex toys in the mail.  Nay, not even when the whispered gossip at work is about you.  This is when you know you’re a sex blogger.  When this series of pictures is taken in your household:    My Swiffer Wet Jet. Me discovering Babeland batteries in [...]

Nubby G Review

It’s taken me a long time, but I’m finally finished. I animated a review of Babeland’s Nubby G Vibrator.

Babeland Toy Review Trailer

I believe this might speak for itself. The first creative inklings of how I’m going to write my sex toy reviews for Babeland Toys.

Oh Crash Pad, My Crash Pad

I wrote a poem for Crash Pad. It stems from my extreme want for more porn. Oh Crash Pad, my Crash Pad Where have you been? I have very much missed you The lack of content, a sin Oh Crash Pad, my Crash Pad Where have you gone? Review topics are sparse When you don’t [...]

I Could Paint Each Inch of You

This is Jae, through my eyes and my very limited drawing non-talent. Done in the airport as our flights kept getting cancelled and we decided to ditch the plane and drive on an adventure. She’s the most amazing when she’s being spontaneous. And it makes me want to do things like sketch her poorly. And [...]

Post Rapture Round-Up

I know, I know…we were all expecting to be beamed up today.  Or dead.  Or something.  Actually…if you’re reading this, you probably (like me) were expecting the day to pass as normal.  But I figure we should honor the world being around one more day by celebrating life as we know it.  It can be [...]

A Love Letter to the San Francisco Department of Health

A huge thank you to the San Fran Public Health folks for releasing 100 years of sex education posters at 100yearsofsex.org.  Go vote on your favorite poster–some are hysterical, some are serious.  I can’t decide between these two:     What can I say, I’m a sucker for humor. Because this particular website is a [...]